In what has now become one of the most bizarre ongoing investigations in Los Santos history, Detective Ted Pierce finds himself at the center of a new, smelly mystery. While he's known for cracking tough cases, Pierce is now facing a puzzle that has left his colleagues, and even the precinct janitors, scratching their heads. It all started a few weeks ago when a strange odor began lingering around the precinct, following Pierce wherever he went. “At first, we thought it was the break room fridge,” says Lieutenant McNiel, who was first to notice the foul smell. “But when the fridge was cleared out and the smell stayed, it became clear—it’s something more mysterious.” A Day in the Life of a Detective... and His Smell Pierce has earned a reputation over the years for being a tough, no-nonsense detective, but even he is stumped by this peculiar turn of events. “I’ve checked my shoes, my car, my locker—nothing,” Pierce grumbled during a press conference earlier today, visibly frustrated. Despite his best efforts, the source of the odor remains unidentified, much to the dismay of his coworkers. Some officers have even resorted to wearing face masks in his presence, while others have suggested an impromptu air freshener fund. “It's like a shadow—an awful, rotten shadow—that follows him everywhere,” said Officer Bartmon, who works at the desk next to Pierce. “We’ve even called in an air quality specialist to no avail.” The Investigation Takes a Strange Turn The case has escalated to such a level of absurdity that the chief of police has been forced to take action. “We can't have this affecting morale,” Chief Podesto stated. “We’ve had complaints from other departments, and even suspects are turning their noses up—literally—during interrogations.” The precinct’s environmental team has performed multiple tests, but no chemical or biological source has been found. Rumors have begun to circulate that the stench might be supernatural in nature, with some officers jokingly claiming the office is haunted. A Smelly Lead? Detective Pierce, never one to be deterred, remains optimistic. “I’ve cracked tougher cases than this,” he said. “If there’s one thing I know, it’s that every mystery has a solution—even if that solution stinks.” In a strange twist, Pierce has even begun to suspect that the odor might be connected to his last case: a string of illegal dumping operations across the city. “Maybe someone’s trying to send a message,” he theorized, though no solid evidence has surfaced to support the claim. Despite the ongoing investigation, Pierce continues to work tirelessly, solving crimes while fielding questions about his new—and unwanted—reputation. Colleagues are rooting for him, though most are doing so from a safe distance. What’s Next for Pierce? As the stench saga unfolds, one thing is clear: the case of the unexplained odor has captivated the entire precinct, and possibly, the entire city. Some believe the smell will eventually fade, while others worry it may linger for years to come. “Whether it’s rotten food, bad luck, or a curse, we’ll figure it out,” Pierce said confidently. “And when we do, we’ll make sure it never stinks up this city again.” Until then, the residents of Los Santos—and the officers who work alongside him—are holding their breath, waiting for the day when Detective Ted Pierce finally solves the smelliest case of his career.
The mayor of Los Santos has announced an emergency response plan to address the ongoing power outage. Residents are urged to stay indoors and limit their use of electronics to conserve power while crews work on the issue.
With traffic lights out across the city, traffic accidents have significantly increased. Local authorities have reported multiple incidents at major intersections, urging drivers to remain cautious and follow four-way stop rules during the blackout.